michael "po'ki" crocker power-crazed dictator guest relations
Po'Ki served as Director of AggieCon 31. He spent the next few months in Antigua recovering from exhaustion with the aid of sun, sand, and the sorts of drinks that have little umbrellas with fruit stuck on them, then headed out for a rousingly successful three-month gig as a torch singer at the Big Bang Burger Bar. Po'Ki would like to recognize his fans for all their love and support.
jennifer "growth" putsche chief gofer registration assistant
Growth, understudying Tater Tot in Registration this year, comes to us direct from Mann's Dinner Theatre in Orlando, where she triumphed as Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman, a production which costarred Ron Perlman and a cardboard cutout of Vivian Leigh in the gender-switching role of Tuxedo Mask. Growth professes herself to be thrilled to have even a small part in the wondrous production that is AggieCon 32.
melinda "penguin" picard highly-strung genius art show director
Strangely enough, considering her last name, Penguin is not related to Edmond Picard, Hughes Picard, Phillippe Marie Rene Picard, or Le Picard (Nicolas d'Ypres). In spite of this appalling lack of connection to French painters of the ages, she is in charge of the Art Show this year. Penguin believes luck, hard work, and many cups of fleegix contribute to her success.
stephanie "schilling" folse web goddess electronic p.r.
Schilling arrives from the prestigious Ohtori Academy, where she served as a charter member of the Black Rose Society. She was the Charity Auction Director for AggieCons 30 and 31 and determined to play a role that would allow her to sit down this year. Schilling attributes her success to the Power of Dios.
If you recognize all the references, you win nothing but the realization that you probably have as little of a life as the webmistress does. If you can't figure one or more of them out and it's really bothering you, you can email Stephanie at schilling@cepheid.org and ask.